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Monday, January 31, 2005

Rules for Men

Here's some words of wisdom that I think will make a lot of guys' lives easier.

1)Don't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. Hire a prostitute if need be, but don't screw the ex.

2)Unless you are strongly considering reversing your decision, don't talk about the break-up w/ your ex after you do it. You dumped her; it's self-explanatory.

3)Don't sleep with a woman you knows likes you if you never plan on dating her.

4)On the reverse end, just because a woman sleeps with you does not mean she is actually interested in you for reasons other than her own sexual satisfaction/free drinks/attention.

5)Yes, women use men for sex too.

6) If a woman is dating someone else, or often talks about her interest in another guy, that means she is not interested in you. No, she is not playing hard to get, she just doesn't like you.

7) If a woman appears crazy, she probably is crazy. Once you get a whiff of crazy, RUN.

8) If you are in an argument with a female, and even hint that you think she might have PMS, she is not liable for anything that happens after this insinuation and you might as well start writing your obituary now.

9)Just because you think you seem hot/rich/smooth does not mean that women will agree. Once you get this impression from them, strongly consider a new approach.

10) The above rules will be added too and amended as we see fit.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:49 PM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    Speaking for men...you really need a three point list. Ten things are so many things to remember.

     
  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger Julia said…

    I just feel like, if these tips aren't self-evident to men, why the hell do we bother with them.

     

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