Poke a Hole and Come Inside
This has been a hot topic of conversation around the watering hole. (it was brought up at the bar once last weekend)
I didn't think ALL Jewish people had sex through sheets, but I thought for sure some of them did. My friend Anna's has a friend who lives in Israel and a guy made her have sex through a sheet. I thought it was a religious thing, but I guess it was more of a fetish. I guess that teaches me for believing friend-of-a-friend stories.
Here's an article I found off google. sheet sex
Man, I hope the no one in the church ever decides to go through my computer history.
I didn't think ALL Jewish people had sex through sheets, but I thought for sure some of them did. My friend Anna's has a friend who lives in Israel and a guy made her have sex through a sheet. I thought it was a religious thing, but I guess it was more of a fetish. I guess that teaches me for believing friend-of-a-friend stories.
Still, someone has had sex through a sheet. Heck, if I had an old sheet around the house I would do it this weekend and post an entire report on Monday.
Here's an article I found off google. sheet sex
Man, I hope the no one in the church ever decides to go through my computer history.

10 Comments:
At 11:45 AM,
Mere Existence said…
That sounds like an ineffective glory hole.
At 12:16 PM,
stoli said…
I used to know someone who once used a shirt as a condom. (notice how I say "used to know")
At 3:38 PM,
Ruben said…
Now do you realize what you have done here? I am now curious about this sheet stuff and now I fell compelled to try it.
At 3:58 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
mere- I imagine them doing it doggie style, with the man holding up the sheet like a surgery curtain
stoli- I'm sorry you got tricked by the old "shirt-as-a-condom" routine. I hope it was his shirt, at least. ;)
ruben- let me know how that works out for you
At 5:05 PM,
stoli said…
I MUST CLARIFY! I am not the shirt girl. When I used quotations, I was quoting myself.
At 7:02 PM,
Sterno said…
YOU ARE OBSESSED. OMFG...
Let..it..GO.
Or just email the rabbi and get this freakish curiousity of yours settled, will you? sheesh girl.
At 10:30 PM,
Blog ho said…
I...could bring a sheet.
At 12:33 PM,
ty bluesmith said…
and i
could bring my
camera.
At 3:28 PM,
PinkQuacker said…
As a Jew...
I can tell you the only holes we use, at least that I know of, are our own. =0)
At 4:22 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
stoli- I still want to know if it was his or her shirt :)
sterno- Stop acting like an old man. YOUNG people are very interested in sex, and new ways to have it.
ho- You're so thoughtful
t- You complete me (and my sexual acts).
pink- Aw man, I was so excited about finding a new one.
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