Stranger-Danger(?)

You know, I hate men.

That's a lie. I love my guy friends. And I love cock. (preferably outside of my male friends-haha)

But I think I should start making appointments for sex. I'm female, we don't have to pay for anything, we just set it up. I might even have both parties wear blindfolds so I don't have to recognize or talk to the man ever again.

Why are men such dicks about taking any type of critisim? My mom, whom I continue to listen too, as crazy as she can be, always says to me, "The more you stroke a man, the more he'll do for you." Or, " The more you stroke a man the further you get with him". I forget which.

So I've spent years trying to kiss ass, which I'm really bad at. Not in the doormat-let-me-smile-while-you-beat-me-way, just a lot of "You're the best I've ever had" and "You're so funny". I know it sounds kind of sick, but it's really just the little stuff, and generally exaggerations of the truth.

I have also done a lot of listening to men, their problems, and helped them "find" themselves. They generally move on, and thank me sometime later. I think this is a chargeable service and that I should receive a retroactive payment.

You would think after all this dating "work" that I would get some more on the other side besides free dinner and berating.

I need a new approach. Or to go back to sleeping with strangers. It's much easier not to expect anything out of them.