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Monday, April 11, 2005

Reaffirmation

I HATE dealing with men.

Two people involved in the same conversation and it's like they're speaking Spanish and French.

Scratch that, Japanese and Swahili.

How does that happen?

And why don't we just stick to fucking and stay mute? There is less room for misunderstanding during sex.

Too bad men somehow manage to fuck that one up too.

Directions: stick your cock in the hole dickwad and then do whatever the women says so she'll let you do it again.

Straight forward, eh?

20 Comments:

  • At 9:58 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…

    what about b4 the sticking?

    do we have to do what you say then as well?

    need a lil clarification on that shit.

     
  • At 3:02 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    do you have to ask?

     
  • At 4:15 PM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    shit. all this time. doing it wrong. thanks, MM.

     
  • At 12:48 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    i am patient and willing to teach

     
  • At 8:21 AM, Blogger Carrie said…

    I LOVE IT!!! Couldn't have said it better myself!

     
  • At 9:00 AM, Blogger lindsey said…

    you know, you are 100% right. talking ALWAYS ruins everything. keep your mouths shut and lets get down to business.

     
  • At 9:21 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…

    umm. it's my birthday.

    don't i get to sneak into a closet with you for ten minutes or something?

     
  • At 10:14 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    mitz and linz--thanks!

    t- is your name "pimp" and my name "ho"?

    i swear you just had a birthday. most people only get one a year

     
  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    i love you. you make me laugh and that's a golden trait.

     
  • At 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And men love to deal with woman. I know that this blog is prowoman so this might hurt a bit, but you guys are just as big of a pain in the ass as we are. Woman are ALWAYS bitching. " im hungry" " im i fat" " i need attention" sometimes i think it's easier to be gay. Now, not all women are like this, but the one's that frequent this site seem to be so im just letting you know, you need to get over your self. Your probobly not much fun to be with either.

     
  • At 12:06 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    blah

    and what was your name again?

     
  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger ERL said…

    HA! I LOVE that idea. Seperate camps, until we're horny. Hurrah!

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Blogger philo said…

    *mysoginists are the only ones who won't give you any bullshit.

    *don't be nasty.

    *everybody knows you don't go home with somebody to talk. or to eat cheese fries for that matter ;) but that was a good trick

     
  • At 9:38 PM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    i'm pro woman. and by pro woman? i mean i dig the chicks.

     
  • At 10:56 PM, Blogger stoli said…

    For some reason, men love to save all their talking for when it's time to get busy. Hates it!

     
  • At 1:01 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    er- i guess we should look for bilingual men(?)

    philo- sometimes a girl really does just want a cheese fries

    ho- yes, we know you're pro-women, meaning you dig chicks. a lot

    stoli- that's never happened to me. seriously

     
  • At 9:33 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…

    umm. sure.

    but like. if you wanna be the pimp and me be the ho that also works.

    i'm just into you

     
  • At 5:47 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    we can trade off pimp'n and ho'n

    i'm an equal opportunity slut/negotiator

     
  • At 1:20 AM, Blogger JLHB said…

    My philosophy is currently, "I'd rather have sex with myself than someone I don't like." It's a good one and keeps me disease and guilt and disgust free.

     
  • At 5:29 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    j- why couldn't you have shared that with me 5 years ago?!?

     

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