Smoking Extravaganza
My brother got me rolling my own cigerettes. His didn't taste so bad, and me being the broke/ass (that was for you ty) that I am, decided to give it a try.
It's been a process. First off, I ask the guy,
"What kind of tabocco should I get. I smoke menthol."
He says, "Get menthol tobacco."
Thanks jackass. "Nah, which brand? Is one better than the other?" I've only smoked Marboro Menthol LIghts for the past 4 years.
He pointed me to one that most people seem to buy. I pick up on of those $6 plastic "machines" to make them.
The entire purchase, which may last me weeks, was around $15. The cost of 3 packs of cigerettes, which would last me about 4 days.
I get it home. I try to roll one. Doesn't work. I try again. Nope. I thought maybe it was the filters I got, so I grab my brothers, they work just fine.
So now me and my cheap/ass are going to go back to the tabacco store and see if they will let me exchange my faulty $6 roller.
I'm looking forward to the belittling demonstration that will acompany this exchange.
As if just because I'm young and female means I'm cigerette retarded.
Oh yeah, and I have to bring my car in soon. But at least they're nice to me there.
It's been a process. First off, I ask the guy,
"What kind of tabocco should I get. I smoke menthol."
He says, "Get menthol tobacco."
Thanks jackass. "Nah, which brand? Is one better than the other?" I've only smoked Marboro Menthol LIghts for the past 4 years.
He pointed me to one that most people seem to buy. I pick up on of those $6 plastic "machines" to make them.
The entire purchase, which may last me weeks, was around $15. The cost of 3 packs of cigerettes, which would last me about 4 days.
I get it home. I try to roll one. Doesn't work. I try again. Nope. I thought maybe it was the filters I got, so I grab my brothers, they work just fine.
So now me and my cheap/ass are going to go back to the tabacco store and see if they will let me exchange my faulty $6 roller.
I'm looking forward to the belittling demonstration that will acompany this exchange.
As if just because I'm young and female means I'm cigerette retarded.
Oh yeah, and I have to bring my car in soon. But at least they're nice to me there.

2 Comments:
At 7:16 PM,
ty bluesmith said…
cigarettes are nasty.
i'm wayyy over 21.
we'll make it work, baby. i won't ask you and you won't ask either and we can be modern americans, yo.
At 10:00 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
you sound wayyyyy over 21, yo ;)
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