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Thursday, April 14, 2005

teeny-tiny-weenie-deposit machine

Why do bathroom stall doors open in?

Aren't they already small enough without making us shove our bodies against the dirty toilet we just spent all our effort to avoid touching, just so you can exit the thing towalk to the sink, which may, or may not, have soap and paper towels, and deffinatly has a nasty door handle we are going to try to open with our feet, legs, elbows, etc?

13 Comments:

  • At 9:30 AM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    they are so you can brace your feet against them when you masturbate in there...so people can't barge in.

     
  • At 10:53 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    a lock would accomplish the same thing.

    and have you really jacked off in a disgusting public bathroom?

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    would you like me better if i said i had?

     
  • At 12:48 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    i know you have.

    i was making the point of how disgusting it is :)

     
  • At 1:25 PM, Blogger Ali said…

    Seriously. At least we can get into them. I feel sorry for the ones who don't fit.

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Blogger Carrie said…

    Ya, at least the ones on the airplanes open out....for all those mile high club do gooders I suppose.

     
  • At 3:26 PM, Blogger Sareet said…

    I totally hear ya. And somehow the smaller the stall, the more pee dribbles on the seat, and the more used feminine products reaching at you out of the useless overfilled waste basket thing attached to the wall.

     
  • At 6:27 PM, Blogger lindsey said…

    That's why I always use the handicapped one, regardless of any dirty looks I get.
    I know, I'm a horrible person and I'm going to hell, but at least I'm comfortable.

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    ali- very true. now i'm going to keep en eye out to watch fat people and see how they get in and out of bathroom stalls

    mitz- i have no mile high expeirence. i assume they keep an eye on those things and it's hard to get away with nowadays(?)

    sar-i saw a gaint pube on a seat this week at work. GIANT PUBE. first off, i don't believe in giant pubes. second, you shouldn't pull your pants down if you're going to leave a pube trail

     
  • At 8:24 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…

    i saw you there.

    you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

    this is your only warning.

     
  • At 6:16 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    in the bathrooms?!??

     
  • At 2:21 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…

    you know where

     
  • At 9:17 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    t- i'm very confused and slightly creeped out

     

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