Egg dropping
Today I heard a guy describe women's mentration as "dropping an egg".
I am feeling crazy because I am about to drop an egg.
At work this morning I wanted to simotainously pull out my hair and hurl myself through the (first story) window. How's that for crazy? I spent my entire morning correcting mistakes from yesterday. It was time consuming, but all of it was repairable. My boss basically told me I need to proof-read better. How the hell can I teach myself to proof read better?? It's sort of like spelling, either you can do it, or you can't. I do a decent job, she just has super proof skills. And thank god for spell check.
I went to the gym last night, which was great and helped relieve my anxiety. Still, I turned down sex last night for the SECOND night in a row. WHO AM I ???!! Usually, pre-egg dropping I'm ready to hump a 4X4 and pull out the slivers later. (appealing visual, I know) Instead, I recoiled at being touched and won't let myself have a damn orgasm to help me relax!
Someone liquor me up and get me off!!!
I am feeling crazy because I am about to drop an egg.
At work this morning I wanted to simotainously pull out my hair and hurl myself through the (first story) window. How's that for crazy? I spent my entire morning correcting mistakes from yesterday. It was time consuming, but all of it was repairable. My boss basically told me I need to proof-read better. How the hell can I teach myself to proof read better?? It's sort of like spelling, either you can do it, or you can't. I do a decent job, she just has super proof skills. And thank god for spell check.
I went to the gym last night, which was great and helped relieve my anxiety. Still, I turned down sex last night for the SECOND night in a row. WHO AM I ???!! Usually, pre-egg dropping I'm ready to hump a 4X4 and pull out the slivers later. (appealing visual, I know) Instead, I recoiled at being touched and won't let myself have a damn orgasm to help me relax!
Someone liquor me up and get me off!!!
posted by Marilyndrew @ 2:26 PM
7 Comments:
At 3:28 PM,
Kis Lee said…
dropping an egg...i guess that's biologically accurate, but still...blah.
At 4:34 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
I've been counting them, and then saving them in a jar. I'm going to celebrate when the last one finally oozes on out.
Is that gross?
At 4:36 PM,
Blog ho said…
kinda gross. but funny.
when i get kinda down, i find a good rousing bout of anal sex really helps cheer me up.
At 6:21 PM,
Kis Lee said…
really gross...
but it made me laugh.
At 8:04 AM,
Marilyndrew said…
ho- you always have the best advice
eyes- it's very gross. i wish all my eggs would drop out at once and get it over with.
At 8:28 AM,
ty bluesmith said…
liquor you up and get you off?
damn.
now she's writing poetry.
done and done
At 12:49 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
t- you're such a thoughtful guy. *sigh*
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