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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

sex slave

I want a live-in, full time sex slave.

Every morning when I wake up, he will tell me how hot I am.

I will recieve oral sex on a ragular basis, because getting me off is his sole purpose in life. There will be nothing he enjoys more than eating out my pussy. And although he has told me over and over that I am the absolute best, he will never expect reciprical oral favors.

(various time-killing sex activities possibly including spanking, choking, begging, and hair pulling can ensue between)

Then, he will rub my back and we will cuddle. We will discuss/talk-to-death our life plans, social issues, current events, and litterature.

He will sleep on his side of the bed, leave me my covers, and not snore.

What would yours do?


  • At 6:06 PM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said…

    Well, the first step toward getting what you want out of life is: decide what you want.

    You've got that covered!

  • At 8:32 PM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    sounds like you want a woman.

  • At 8:10 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    butt- knowing what i want has never a problem i've of mine

    ho- i want the MALE version. thanks.

  • At 8:54 AM, Anonymous sjr said…

    I was all set to volunteer, until you got to the 'leaving you the covers' part.

    I needs my covers!!!

  • At 9:26 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    i can compromise!

    i'm willing to get an extra set for you

  • At 10:09 AM, Blogger baggiegenes said…

    guess i won't be helping you quit smoking then

  • At 10:16 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said…


    i like the rough part a lot.

  • At 10:32 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    genes- you said you would help me by not refering to me as "melmar"

    i don't find that to be very compromising

    t- i knew you would say that. maybe i will add a man that can surprise me to the list :)

  • At 11:13 AM, Anonymous sjr said…

    Well ok then!

    So is there some sort of application/interview process?

  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…


    come on over

  • At 1:20 PM, Blogger Outburst said…

    "...he will never expect reciprical oral favors."
    But then I guess that's what a slave is for.
    Mine would probably learn to expertly give head while balancing a bottle of beer on her head.
    What bliss!

  • At 1:59 PM, Blogger aughra said…

    mine would have 'not sex' with me - just dry humping on the couch like in middle school. So hot. I miss that.

  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    out- he would have to know how i like my drinks, but i try not to be neady

    i can just put it on the table beside him while he's down, not need for a blancing act

    aug- why don't you just make your damn husband dry-hump you already!!

  • At 2:22 PM, Blogger Kis Lee said…

    i like how you think.

  • At 12:19 PM, Blogger ----------------------------------------- said…

    If you find one and there are extras, let me know where I can pick one up!


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