"Note, however, that false labor, occasional spotting, physician prescribed rest during the period of pregnancy, morning sickness and similar conditions associated with the management of a difficult pregnancy are not considered complications of pregnancy under the policy."
No, I'm not pregnant (but how many men did I make nervous?)
THIS is the type if writing I do for smerk. I didn't have the honor of receiving this particular article, which was posted on our website to make sure every one of our entire 1,000 or so agents is aware that "breakthrough bleeding" is not considered a pregnancy complication, I do write similar titillating insurance related material, eight hours a day, 40 hours a week.
Don't hate because my life is glamorous.