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Friday, September 16, 2005

Oh bills, let me count the ways you SUCK OUT MY SOUL

My company only uses direct despot for paychecks, which I love, now that I'm used too it.

Since I know how much is suppose to show up twice a month in my account, sometimes I don't even look at my stubs, I just check the balance.

It may be half my car payment taken out (why wouldn't that be indicated on the account??), but this time it's about $130 short.

I looked at my actual paper check-record to make sure I didn't receive a paycut without my knowledge (does that really happen??).

I noticed that after they take out

Medical
Dental
Medicare
Federal Tax
Soc. Security
State Tax
Life insurance
AD &D (what is that??)

that I actually lose $300 per paycheck. $600 per month. $7,200 per year (my math skills are comparable to my spelling skills, so correct me if I'm wrong!) on crap I don't really need/use.

If you haven't figured that stuff out already, don't look, because it's damn depressing.

9 Comments:

  • At 11:01 AM, Blogger Bakaya said…

    AD&D means accidental death and dismemberment, insurance term. hehe

     
  • At 11:12 AM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    so if you're accidentally killed and or dismemberred you'll be golden.

     
  • At 11:29 AM, Blogger gotshoo.com said…

    I can arrange for a finger to disappear from a copier?? Interested

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    Bak -
    I would have figured that out if I had 4.5 more years expeirence, such as yourself ;)

    ho -
    I don't think I really get much. Except a garenteed future in amputee porn

    shoo -
    mmmmm
    I'll get back to you

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger jager Jeff said…

    I have never thought about amputee porn, what a great idea. Chicks with one leg. I can see it now.

     
  • At 12:50 PM, Blogger gotshoo.com said…

    Jeff, you are really starting to worry me. I am checking the sexual predator list for the city.

     
  • At 2:29 PM, Blogger baggiegenes said…

    state tax....what a sucker. yet another reason why texas rules.

     
  • At 2:34 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    jeff - i've been looking to nugget pron for years ...

    shoo - i'm on top of it. he must not have been caught yet

    genes - george w.

    that should put you back in your place!

     
  • At 4:29 PM, Blogger jager Jeff said…

    Shoo, I get that predator stuff expunged from my record. She tould me she was 18

    vwasy

     

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