$10 off coupon day
I tried to go grocery shopping last night (my cat is going to starve!). I had to drive around looking for a spot at 7 pm. last night. That has never happened to me.
I got inside and it looked like their was soccer mom/ghetto family/hillbilly/fat man prison break! There was bumper-to-bumper cart traffic, the check out lines were backed up all the way down the isles. I stayed about 20 minutes, grabbed a few groceries, decided to abandon cart and got the fuck out of there.
It was $10 off coupon day and it's always like this on Thursdays. AFTER I got home my mom was like, "Oh yeah, it's always bad." Who sends their kids, their own flesh and blood out into a grocery store war? She sent me out there knowing there would be cart ramming and fighting spot fights.
An old lady, coming up the opposite way, almost took the spot I was waiting for. I was ready to throw down over this parking spot. Luckily, I was quicker than her and she drove away in fear.
That's right, I stole a parking spot from an old woman. And I don't really feel bad about it. She can have it for the REST OF HER LIFE when she shows up on Thursdays and spends her precious last YEARS waiting in line.
I got inside and it looked like their was soccer mom/ghetto family/hillbilly/fat man prison break! There was bumper-to-bumper cart traffic, the check out lines were backed up all the way down the isles. I stayed about 20 minutes, grabbed a few groceries, decided to abandon cart and got the fuck out of there.
It was $10 off coupon day and it's always like this on Thursdays. AFTER I got home my mom was like, "Oh yeah, it's always bad." Who sends their kids, their own flesh and blood out into a grocery store war? She sent me out there knowing there would be cart ramming and fighting spot fights.
An old lady, coming up the opposite way, almost took the spot I was waiting for. I was ready to throw down over this parking spot. Luckily, I was quicker than her and she drove away in fear.
That's right, I stole a parking spot from an old woman. And I don't really feel bad about it. She can have it for the REST OF HER LIFE when she shows up on Thursdays and spends her precious last YEARS waiting in line.
posted by Marilyndrew @ 12:25 PM
4 Comments:
At 12:56 PM,
christina lynn said…
Hilarious! Try going to Meijer on a sunday ~ not such a good idea! It is absolutely outrageous; like they're giving away free milk or something. You'll round the corner and crash into someone else's cart. Crazy grocery shoppers.
At 1:58 PM,
Marilyndrew said…
my favorate is mid-night wal-mart/meijer shopping
we used to do it all the time in college :(
quit teaching and go back to school with me. we'll be so cool since we can buy our own beer ...
At 12:04 AM,
Ali said…
Just wanted to say hi.
I see things haven't changed. Stealing old lady parking spots huh?
At 9:31 AM,
Marilyndrew said…
ali -
she was going the wrong way down the isle, and i was there first
and sometimes i don't think old people should be let out of the house without chaperons, espeically not aloud to operate motor vehicles
what is your myspace link and i'll catch-up on your blog there??
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