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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

please don't pee on me

Let's talk about pee.

I know, not the most appealing subject, and sorry guys, this has nothing to do with sex, although this post will probably pop up in a bunch of search engines the next time someone googles "pee" and "sex."

Don't pee on the toilet seat, GIRLS.

I work in an office and the bathrooms appear pretty clean. I don't know how often they are clean, but they look OK. We even have those handy paper things you can sit on so your butt doesn't have to touch the same surface as other woman butts.

There absolutely no need to hover. Hovering sometimes results in pee on a toilet seat. I don't know this from first-hand experience, but it makes sense. Port-a-potties, gas stations - yes, hover and take your chances wetting the seat, clean, office bathrooms with butt guards, no NO HOVERING.

So to the female in my building who keeps peeing on the toilet seat. Please stop. If I find out who you are I will hunt you down, like I did the lady who doesn't wash her hands after using the facilities, and post your name and photo on the pee-offender site.

Thank you


  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    You work with some gross people, yo.

  • At 2:25 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    Thanks Amanda

    that really helps me feel better about it :)

  • At 2:32 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Anytime M.

  • At 8:41 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    this is disgusting!!
    i'm going to randomly vickie's bitch because i've had a shitty day...
    they want me to rub lotion on people's hands...they say the human contact makes people want to buy more. that's great and all, but do you know how disgusting and germy most people's hands are?! most people don't wash their hands after they use the restroom. i don't want to touch that. i feel that's perfectly valid.

  • At 8:09 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    amanda -

    can you get away with a squirt and run?

  • At 8:21 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    That's gross. You don't get paid enough to touch people's icky hands.

  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger said…

    Meliss -

    This site is for you:

  • At 9:11 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    I thought you said you were working for real?


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