Why is the number of people you've (or I've) slept with so scandalous? Even the non"skankist" of my girlfriends are at least pushing double digits.
I can't bring myself to lie to anyone about the number, but I will say "none of your damn business". But all you people that are lying are making me look bad. And besides, I've never had sex in Vagas OR on vacation, where I can cross it off as not counting.
My friend recently attended a baccalaureate party. (this is real life my friend this time, not me, seriously guys- all my first degree friends are too ho-y to get married- JUST KIDDING! love you all!!) One of the all girl games they played involved writing down how many people she had screwed. At about 15 she was afraid she was going to have the highest number and feel embarrassed.
Come to find out, she was on the low end. AND the bride-to-be had a guy on her list called "neighbor". I guess she never got around to getting his name.