I'm slowly dying.
OK, sometimes I exaggerate. I am dying. In the sense that we are all dying.
I'm just falling apart faster than you.
I have a sinus infection. And an ear infection. No, my ears didn't start to hurt -yet. You know how I figured out that it wasn't regular allergies?
I couldn't walk straight. I was walking into chairs and walls, tripping on carpet and I felt like I was going to puke whenever I entered a moving vehicle. Or walked.
Or turned my head.
Apparently, this is because my ears are not evenly conjested, which gives me vertigo. (I love the word "vertigo", but not as much as I love the word "banal"- but this isn't about banality, another great word) So now I have pills and spray and salt water and steamy cloths.
For some reason, dizziness (or vertigo, if you prefer) has made me really hungry. Mostly for lucky charms. I don't know why. Eating makes me feel pukey, but I'm half way through a box in like 3 days.
AND I can't go to the gym. I ache. The doctor took my blood because I said my fingertips are tingley and my arms and legs fall alseep often. Which could mean my blood sugar is messed up.
I didn't tell her my blood sugar might be messed up because I've been gorging myself on lucky charms.
I assume the marshmellow bits will show up in my blood work.