Stolen good from non-girlfriend
Never in my life: been to a circus. Some take me to a flippin' circus goddamnit!
When I was five: My dad would threaten me when he was angry with me to give me "bare bottom spanking in the street". I was still a brat; I just learned to run faster.
High School was: hell. I just talk about the good stories now.
I once met: the daughter of Darryl Stermer, who plays in Phil Collins' band. It's my closest brush with celebrity. Unless you count touching Garth Brooks' foot.
There's this girl I know who: has the perfect ass. You know her. Give it a good smack for me.
Once, at a bar: I didn't drink ... that one time.
By noon I'm usually: hungry.
Last night: I went to the gym and watched some psychic show on court tv. It wasn't bad.
Next time I go to church I: I honestly don't plan on there being a "next time".
When I turn my head left, I see: A co-worker. I'm going to leave it at that.
When I turn my head right, I see: a wall of post-it "to-do" lists
You know I'm lying when: I hate you or feel really trapped.
What I miss most about the eighties: I DON'T miss the 80s!
If I ever go back to school I'll: make straight As this time. Seriously.
You know I like you if: I'm nice to you. I'm still a bitch, but the times I'm nice I overdo it. Make fun of me.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mom.
My ideal breakfast is: Bacon, egg and cheese sandwich
A love song I love, but do not have is: hoochie momma. A friend got me hooked on it HS and it's been a fave ever since.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you bring some change for all the homeless hippies
Why won't anyone invent: something that will make you happy. All the time. And ruining your life can't be a side affect.
If you spend the night at my house, don't: ask my the shower curtin is taped to the bathroom wall or why their are holes in the living room ceiling.
I'd stop my wedding for: a quickie in the bathroom with my finace's best man. (hah! that's what you get for asking)
The world could do without: war
My favorite blonde is: MARILYN MONROE
If I do anything well, it's: laugh, I love to laugh. smile
The last time I was drunk, I: took a drive to clear my mind. Just take my keys.
I brake for: animals, I would be the idiot who peeled the rabid, bloody dog off the pavement to bring him into the vet who can't save him, but will charge me at least a few hundred for the effort.