Shit Happens

Thursday, May 19, 2005

sicky

I'm sicky again.

The worst part is the cough, but I'm also conjested, my ears and throat hurt-- I'm sicky.

And I'm pretty sure it's all from smoking too much. I've been really stressed and worn down, not getting enough sleep, but if I didn't smoke, I don't think the sickies would manifest itself in this way.

I know you guys have no faith in me since I've tried to quit smoking at leat 7 times, but I gotta quit sometime. Right?

RIGHT?

I think bribes will help. Ed told me I get a dinner date after 3 months. What other offers to you guys have? I'm open to anything. Free food, drinks, loose change, sexual favors ... Whatever.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Egg dropping

Today I heard a guy describe women's mentration as "dropping an egg".

I am feeling crazy because I am about to drop an egg.

At work this morning I wanted to simotainously pull out my hair and hurl myself through the (first story) window. How's that for crazy? I spent my entire morning correcting mistakes from yesterday. It was time consuming, but all of it was repairable. My boss basically told me I need to proof-read better. How the hell can I teach myself to proof read better?? It's sort of like spelling, either you can do it, or you can't. I do a decent job, she just has super proof skills. And thank god for spell check.

I went to the gym last night, which was great and helped relieve my anxiety. Still, I turned down sex last night for the SECOND night in a row. WHO AM I ???!! Usually, pre-egg dropping I'm ready to hump a 4X4 and pull out the slivers later. (appealing visual, I know) Instead, I recoiled at being touched and won't let myself have a damn orgasm to help me relax!

Someone liquor me up and get me off!!!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Any ideas?

How come when you make more money it seems like more expenses come up?? I think I'll have it A lot easier after next month, but I still want a second job.

Anyone have any suggestions? (their jobs are hiring for nights/weekends)

Monday, May 16, 2005

what I would do ...

"What I would do to her."


"What I would do for him."




Which would you chose ... ?