Shit Happens

Friday, June 24, 2005

no work, all haiku

drudingly opened
zipper parted to let the
cows out to pasture

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bed banging bare bed
room walls lined in empty wine
bottles broke open

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when you pull my hair
screaming slut whore bitch cunt i
come slightly undone

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

i just can't stop!

unshackled sheets slip
across baren bedboards and
onto the cool floor

Haiku you II

when you push your cock
into my open mouth i
fall madly in love

Haiku you

when i grow older
i want to wrinkle into
lines of young smiles

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Leaky faucets and peeing in cat boxes

I am happy to report that last night when I went to take a shower, the spider had left the building. (or at least my line of vision)

My newest dilemma in my home:

The downstairs bathroom sink won't turn off! I'm not joking, this is just the latest in a long line of "what else could go wrong in my rickety old house"?

It's a slow, constant trickle, which began sometime yesterday. We tried to screw the handle in tighter, with no avail. Now, we're looking for a place to turn the water off. We can see the knob for the toilet, but not the sink. I hope we don't disconnect the water for the entire bathroom because

That's my bathroom! I already have to go up a flight of stairs to get to it. I'm embarrassed to admit how many nights I've laid in bed, having to pee, so tired, or lazy, that I consider going in the cat box around the corner. (no, I haven't done it yet, but if I do, I'll make sure to blog about it)

I'm sure there is some tube back there that can be disconnected but holy fucking jeeze, I live in the little pig house of straw.

Monday, June 20, 2005

no child left behind my ass

another reason bush and his policies suck

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8273416/

Spider story

I took a shower with a spider this morning. He was brown and fat and I'm sure he was poisonous.

I wouldn't have let him hang around while I was all naked and vulnerable, but I had already put shampoo on my hair by the time I noticed him.

And he taunted me. I spent the entire shower, turned backwards, eyeing him as he slowly crawled across the bathroom ceiling, hanging from web parts, smiling at me.