just call me rudoff

Last night I went out for some drinks and ate way too much pizza.

My tummy was feeling icky so I thought I could just make myself throw-up. I'm not a regular puker, even when I'm really sick I don't usually spew anything from my mouth, but sometimes when I'm real drunk I can stick my fingers down my throat to help my tummy.

I thought my stomach was full enough that the food would just come on out.

Not true.

After trying to gag myself three or four times and barely spitting up anything, I knew it was a lost cause. My head was aching and it felt like my eyes had been detached from their sockets. It hurt to move them any direction besides straight ahead.

My face was flushed, but I thought it would subside after a bit, but when I got home I noticed that across my nose and cheeks was still flushed. Upon closer inspection, I realized that I had little red spots, like the blood had been brought to the surgace of my face and trapped there.

I assumed once I slept for a few hours it would be gone, but it's not. I't still there. It's not extremely notable, but it does look like I had some type of reaction to the sun. I'm ok with it, as long as it goes away.

Sometimes, when something squishes the bridge of my nose, like my sunglasses, or by rubbing it too hard, I get similar red marks, but in a smaller area. After a few days, they pass. I don't think it's broken capalaries because they are not in vainy lines.

I'm going tanning after work to see if I can even out the color on my face, I just hope it doesn't make it any worse.

Any suggestions???

oh, why do i love these things so

i stole this from mark, added my own and threw out a few

1. Name a traumatic experience in your childhood:
being sat on my teachers at TWO DIFFERENT elementary schools
and my parents doing nothing about it

2. If you could be anything in the world, what career would you pursue?
Be a college professor and make actual money off my writing (insurance writing doesn't count!). One day ...

3. If you could go back and right a wrong, what would you choose (personal life experience only, no "I'd kill Hitler when he was born" answers)?
Nothing REALLY sticks out in my head. I would never have cheated on a bf or got in that fight. OK, maybe I really would have just made sure my friends were witnesses

4. Do you wish you could change something about your personality?
Better self-control

5. Name the five music albums you have last listened to.
the new Tori Amos, Ben Harper's Fire and Ice(?), N.E.R.D., Funeral (name of band or album, I forget), and Joss Stone

6. Would you classify yourself as a bookworm, a couch potato, a jock, or a socializing misfit?
book worm

7. Have you ever vandalized someone else's property?
In height school we TPd some school administrator's house. We also wrote "CHANEY SUCKS COCK courtesy of your sshs students" on his drive way for his neighbors to see in the morning

8. What's the last random act of kindness you did for someone?
i can't think of anything ... i guess i need to get on it :(

10. Describe the most attractive feature in the opposite sex that you look for?
Personal hygiene (no joke) - trimmed nails and body hair, also good skin and nice teeth, and height

11. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Yes, and I would never do it to anyone ever again

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that i know of

12. What's your biggest turn off?
materialism, low self-confidence, cruelty

13. What can you do that makes you unique from 99.9% of the populace?
hoola-hoop around my ankle

14. When was the last time you read a book?
Last night, I'm surrently trudging through Nicholas Nicklby

15. What's your favorite board game?
Trivial Pursuit

16. If you were given $100,000,000, what would be the first five things you'd buy?
1) give my parents money to pay off and fix up their house
2) by my mom a sports car
3) a vacation for all of my family and friends
4) a flat in London
5) a new car

17. What's the longest you've known any of your (current) best friends?
since I was 4-years-old

18. What's your favorite drink?
icey

19. What do you consider to be the the worst thing about society today? The best?
no one cares, very few people have PASSION and ENTHUSIAM for ideas and life

The BEST?
the way that people have become more accepting of the differences of others (in some ways)

20. What are you procrastinating on right now?
writing an article