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Friday, August 19, 2005

Birthday plans

I'll probably get a shitload more calls today/tonight (which is great!) but here are my birthday plans.

I am NOT going out to dinner. I don't think I'll really have time after work.

I am NOT dressing up (girls). I'm tired and hungover and didn't buy anything to wear. I'll probably wear jeans.

I AM going to Shoo's bbq early, I'm shooting for 8 p. m.

I AM going downtown for free birthday drinks, starting at Brown's, probably around 10 p.m.

(Ed, I don't think my mom is going to make it down there, 10 p.m. is kind of later for her. You're going to have to stop by for cookies and kisses sometime!)

Happy Birthday to Me!

Your Birthdate: August 19

Your birth on the 19th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life path.

But at the same time, it poses a number of obstacles to overcome before you are able to be as independent as you would like. The number 1 energy suggests more executive ability and leadership qualities than your path may have indicated.

A birthday on the 19th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. However, a somewhat self-centered approach to life that may be in conflict with some of the other influences in your life.

This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.

You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed.

You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

You do not tend to follow convention or take advice very well.

Consequently, you tend to learn through experience; sometimes hard experiences.

The 19/1 is a loner number and you may experience feelings of being alone even if you are married.

You may take on a tendency to be nervous and angry.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

real stuff later

Hedgehogs - they're a good time.

(THAT was enough to sent my entire department into a fit of giggles at a staff meeting. Anything else I said just made it worse)

too much boob

I went shopping with little Jaydey last night. Sweet, chatty thing.

Poor girl went bra shopping with me. I got fitted becuase I thought I was wearing the wrong size.

And I was right. I shouldn't be wearing a DD, I should be in a DDD.

Jayde and I tried one on as a hat. (a cup for each of our heads)

I bought a bra that will either support my breasts, or can be worn to protect my eyes from the sun.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

I think I ran out of brain cells this morning.


I still can't remember it, I guess I'll be skipping breakfast today.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Stolen men

I stole this from (tblue)

it takes a little while to load, but there are hot men, good music and things blowing up. (did I cover everyone's interests?)

Also, if anyone knows what song this is, please let me know!

i'll make him smile so i can kill him and eat it

More on the smerk girl ("D") I was undecided on.

I decided.

D told my friend at work that D was going to call the guy she set D up with to go to some car show last weekend.

This is after D already told my friend (and the "Guy", the friend my friend she tried to set D up with, after her nagging) that she didn't click with Guy.

D had to know that my friend was irritated with D for blowing off Guy after they all went to dinner and not being more polite and considerate toward him.

So D says she is going to invite Guy to the car show. My friend didn't say anything at first, but the more she thought about it, the more she became irritated.

So she e-mailed D, telling her not to call Guy. She already blew Guy off and it was rude to use him since she didn't have anyone else to hang out with. They had all went out to dinner 2 months ago, and D had already told guy she wasn't interested and hadn't called him since.

My friend is a little protective over Guy, they've known eachother for years and he's suppose to be a really good guy.

Instead of just going with it, and apologizing to my friend for hurting Guy's feelings, or possibly hurting Guy's feelings (whatever apology us appropriate in that situation) D explains she tries to be around people she "clicks" with.

(I know, she already told Guy she wasn't attracted too him, they didn't "click")

NOW D old my friend that her Guy "clicked" and D would like to spend time with him. D said that obviously she didn't click with my friend, me and this other lady we work with, in our "clique." (Yes, our clique)

I knew my friend for 2 or 3 years before I started smerking here, and the third member of our "clique" had worked with my friend for a few years. D's been here about 6 months. The other lady is older with kids, we chat sometimes at work, but don't all hang out. Even my friend is married so she has her own things going on and we don't talk all the time.

D has often complained about being we smerk with not being more friendly and she thought it would be easier to make friends.

To make a long story short, D has been avoiding me, my friend and our other friend -- our entire "clique" (hah!) since my friend told her to leave Guy alone.

It's too bad she feels excluded and that we're exclusive (we're so NOT), but I'm free from my feelings of bitch-guilt.

This girl is definitely on the far side of nuts and I would rather not hurt her feelings, but I DO NOT want to deal with this type of crap. I know it's minor and petty, but I don't even know her very well, and she's already high-maintence.

Damn girls.

(that was week, i'll try to come up with something less lame and more sexy later ;)