Shit Happens

Friday, September 09, 2005

Text my ASS


Someone sent me some on on-line invite to text from my computer-something like that, I didn't really look at it.
It's like the third one I've gotten, all from different friends.

I KNOW not to accept these things. But I had a moment of weakness, or boredom.

So I did.

Then I looked and after 3 messages, they charge you 25 cents a message. AND I GET THEM FROM STRANGERS!!!

I immediately tried to cancel it. It can take up to 3 days.



They won't stop, I don't know any of these people. I'm about to call my phone company and have them turn my text messaging off all together. (do they do that?)

Any suggestions??

I can't spell, just deal with it

I've pretty much woken(?) up on a bad mood EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.

Today seems a little better.

I lost 2 pounds last week (after 2 nights out drinking and splurging on way too much pizza during one of them).

That puts my total at a little over 13 lbs.

A very LARGE boob.

Hopefully I can lose it's mate by the end of the month.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

West on Bush

I hate to be the one to break it to you Kayne West but Bush doesn't care about anyone

He didn't just single out your poor black brothers

the expensive gas make the car gor put-put

In case you were wondering how much it would be to fill up your tank if you had a small car ...

At $2.99/gal my tiny little bug is $30+ (probably somewhere past $35 - I quit at $30)

So how much is it in a Suburban??

I love how people are getting rid of their SUVs.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

movies, movies, movies

I stole this one from Jack (which some edits). I didn't make it to "five" in all categories.

No repeats!

Name your five current favorite movies
Stealing Beauty
Prozac Nation
The Notebook
White Oleander
Let's Make Love
Boogie Nights

Name five movies with good sex/erotic scenes
Monster's Ball
Orginal Sin
The Dreamers
E Tu Mamma Tambien

Five movies you were surprised you liked
The Wedding Date
Die Hard
Roman Holiday

Five you were surprised that sucked (or sucked as bad as they do)
Alexander (HOW does someone mess up a movie with BOTH Colin Farrel and Jerred Leto???)
In Good Company
Monster-in-Law (Jane Fonda was AWESOME, J-LO needs to stick too getting married)

What five movies do you think rock that most people think suck?
Charlie's Angels
Duce Bigalo

What five movies do you think are over-rated that everyone else loves?
As Good as it Gets
I Heart the Huckabees
Top Gun
Star Wars

What five movies scare you the most?
All of them. I'm a wuss

What five movies do you love that you didn't like the first time you saw them?
Big Fish
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Lost in Translation

Name your five fave funny movies
Along Came Polly
There's Something about Mary
Meet the Parents
Dazed and Confused

Next I'll post a nerdy book list

Barbara Bush and The Hot Librarian

I don't know the number of ways this was taken out of context.

But you KNOW I looovee Barbara. In fact, I want to give hugs and kisses to the entire Bush family. In reality, I'm sure she was as politically correct and down-to-earth as only she can be.

Once again, I am just going to steal City Gurl's post. She's currently competing with THL for the spot as my favorite blog girl friend.


At smerk this morning, some guy started yelling at another guy about something he didn't even say, about the cops not keeping order in NO. It was an extra crappy way to my wanna-be Monday.

Weekend summery

Being proved right SUCKS when it hurts someone else's feelings.