Shit Happens

Friday, October 21, 2005

LIKE THIS

WHY DO PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PROFESSIONALS WHO DEAL WITH CLIENTS FOR A LIVING.

YELL AT THEM WITH THEIR "BIG" WORDS. sOMETIMES THEY EVEN TRY TO MAKE EXTRA LARGE CAPS, LIKE "tHIS."

I'M GOING TO SUBMIT A BUDWISER COMMERCIAL IDEA FOR THE "ALL CAPS MAN."

I SOLUTE YOU. I SOLUTE YOU WHILE I AM RETYPING YOUR ENTIRE E-MAIL ORDER TO INCLUDE PROPER CAPITALIZATION AND PUNCUATION.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

most recent agent story

We have an agent who is a "Submarine Veteran."

In Montana.

He is also avialable for "lectures on sumarines in schools."

How cute is that?

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I get to chose my shoes ...

If one of your best friends in the world asks you to wear this in her wedding, and than asks you sincerely if you like it.

You just lie, right?

Monday, October 17, 2005

he will be angry if ...

Do not rudely refer to one of your agents as "this guy."

As in "this guy spelt his own name incorrectly on his order form."

And then procede to send the e-mail to "this guy," instead of the designer working on the project.

Oops!

busy spreading more bad karma

At work today:

Annoying co-worker: "I had this really bad dream last night."

Me: "Huh." (as I scramble to put on my headphones before she tries to tell me about it)

ACW: "I dreamt that everyone at work hated me."

Me: "That's too bad."

ACW: "You're supposed to say that everyone here likes me."

Me: "That sucks."