Everyone in my department refers to black people as "African American." Most of them are some kind of racist. If I can't get away with calling you a Caucasian bitch, you can't say that African Americans are likely to rob you and be poor.
After reviewing an article I wrote promoting our "popping with pride popcorn" or something of equal importance, my suggested I refer to my high school and college English classes for persuasive writing tips.
I have an inflamed tendon on my right foot. The doctor tried to prescribe me super anti-inflammatories, but I said I would rather just take extra Ibuprophen.
It hurts really bad and I haven't been able to wear anything besides tennis shoes all week.
(there's some complaints for you Sarah!)