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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll

I guess I've been spoiled by my coll 20-year-old brother and his little girlfriend (19). Until last recently, they were my only contact with the under 21, college age crowd. (Calling any group a "crowd" probably bars any chance I ever had of being called "cool" ever again in my life. I' OK with that)

My brother's way cooler than I'll ever be. He gets along with his fire buddies at the firehouse. He's in with his girlfriend's lesbian mom and her wife. Her ultra-conservative, strict dad loves him too. I can invite him out with my friends. He has more clothes then Paris Hilton (just go with it) and a nicer car and sound system than his older sister. He's just fun and chill.

Other kids his age are not. They get angry over nothing. They fail out of LLCC (If I can make it through a decent college with decent grades, anyone should be able to make it through a community college!) They complain about not getting beer, they complain about being caught drinking beer. The tiny flower tattoos on their hips they hide from their parents, they can still count the number of men they've slept with- and get upset each time he doesn't turn out to be the love of their lives.

I was not this lame. (not cool, but definitely less lame)

Aside from last night, the other under-20-kid I met recently complained and whined all night that I didn't like him. We were with his friends, does it matter if I like him? I was nice enough but I don't babysit whiney girls, let alone whiney guys.

My friend's roommate is 20, and although she seems cool, she's dating a guy with highlighted emo hair and a tattoo of someone blowing their brains out on his chest (In case you were looking for a tattoo you won't regret later ...) He's too emo to talk, he cries so hard his nose bleeds. Other people think this is acceptable.

Maybe I'm old and bitter and set in my ways but good god.

And don't get me started on the teenage born-again christians ...

31 Comments:

  • At 2:51 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    your brother's a fireman?? mmm...i have this thing for firemen. the poofy pants do it for me. *don't tell shoo*
    flower-tattoo on the lower back is just as bad...i just want to give 'em a shot of creativity.
    and i can handle emo kids, as long as they don't expect sympathy. my pet peeve are the marilyn manson-ers. i'm not opposed to marilyn manson musically, but i hate the spawn of manson...those little baggy-panted angry-emo kids. seriously. most of them have nothing to be angry about. i have stories about a manson-er who wouldn't shower in some sort of rebellion. drives me nuts.

     
  • At 3:14 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    I can't deal with the under 21 crowd for the most part either, m.....I usually just hope I wasn't that annoying.

    I'm excited for nintendo. seriously. :)

     
  • At 10:27 PM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    GTG - He's a volunteer one for Sherman, but he has the little outfit!

    I can't deal with emo either. Mostly because everyone is trying so hard to be "different" and all look the same. Only sillier.

    A - You were awesome! (minus the times Ed made you publicly make out with you!) Deffinatly over 21 ;)

     
  • At 11:42 PM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    OK U BITCH U ARE A FUCKING LAME ASS!!! FUCK U OLD ASS OLDIE MUSIC LISTENING BITCHES!!! ITS 2006 GET OVER URE SELF -STOPPED BEING A HATER AND JOIN THE PARTY!!!

     
  • At 6:20 AM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    i really hope that's supposed to be a joke.
    p.s. people who are of-age really have no problem "joining the party"...it's those without the 21 id who are out.
    i'm going to say it again...i really hope that's a joke.

     
  • At 9:32 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    WTF?

     
  • At 9:46 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    I think someone signd up for blogger just to leave that comment.

    That's awesome.

    I hope you get that cap lock button fixed dude.

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Meliss, ure such a hater.


    LOL.

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    that's funny....and a total waste of time. who in the world does that?!
    p.s. firemen and poofy pants...yummy.

     
  • At 12:31 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    OOOH! Meliss!!!! Robyn and I beat Ed and Robyn's word dojo score! By like 15000! I was pumped!

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger K- said…

    boy, I wish Reier and my scores were still on there for the Dojo

     
  • At 10:35 PM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    O kay they may have the problem getting into the party but they still know how to party!!!. And its the over age crowd that cant keep up so suck on those balls bitch. O YEA ITS MY COMPUTER SO I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT WITH THE CAPS LOOK DUDE!! AND BY THE WAY DUDE IS SUCH AN OVER USED WORD!!FIND A NEW ONE DUDE

     
  • At 10:35 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Oh for crying out loud.

     
  • At 11:28 AM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    i'm still just really amused by this...but my blog also hasn't been attacked by the under-21 year old crowd yet.
    my advice...get a fake, and get a life.

     
  • At 11:28 AM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    p.s. m, you need to blog again. i need something new to keep me entertained.

     
  • At 11:35 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    I agree with both, S.

    New Blog, and get a life. Or a fake. That they will probably use to get into the Firehouse or something else not so much fun.

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    or kharma...eww!!

     
  • At 3:07 PM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    Hey Dumb ass its karma and Amanda is Bid Ed not keeping you entertained. And you probly dont know how to dance or your scared to go to those other places. Sence you two have so much to say you should open your own bar and see who comes just your friends who dont want to make you feel bad!! You to really think your the shit but your really not!! oh yeah Amanda when you get your picture taken you need to turn all the way around so the flash does not bounce off your flat ass forehead and blind anyone and i really hope you and Ed dont have kids cause he has a big ass head so you might have a difficult time during labor thats my advice sence we are all giving a little these days!!

     
  • At 4:07 PM, Blogger gotshoo.com said…

    Hey twenty... suck it.

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger gotshoo.com said…

    And it's "since" not "sence"...

     
  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    i was gonna say that, shoo. at least i misspelled a somewhat difficult word. "since" is used on a regular basis. and if you really want to talk spelling/grammar, let's play that game...i guarantee i'll win.
    and what does having a lot to say have anything to do with opening a bar? you make no SENSE whatsoever.




    i was really amused until this started getting nasty.

     
  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger Poolboy said…

    Shoo, I think we're dealing with a mental midget. Why else would he make up a temporary blogger name just to leave spiteful, hateful remarks while he sits behind a computer screen?

    Meliss, try using a tracker program to see where this A-hole is coming from. If you use sitemeter.com, you're able to see what ISP he uses, as well as what time he logs on to your website, where he's coming from, and where he's going when he leaves... just FYI...

     
  • At 11:00 PM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    OK Bitch I did not spell it wrong I just used it the wrong way go suck on that!! and karma is not a difficult word you just did not no how to spell it and shoo go try and fucking track me down ure not hurting me one bit!! and you suck it you fucken fag!! I am so glad you guys are all friends and you can stick up for each other its kinda cute!! and you guys must not be so mature if you are fucking bitching back and fourth on some lame as blog with a fucking 19 year old!!!

     
  • At 4:56 PM, Blogger Rockstar Jessie said…

    No one said anything about maturity...We know you are insecure, have too much time on your hands and have no life. Please take it elsewhere. No one here cares.

    If you think what you have to say is important, then have the balls to identify yourself. From now on, you are the balless wonder.

     
  • At 12:24 AM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    OK ROCKSTAR.... I MIGHT NOT WANT TO SAY WHO I AM SO I CAN PROTECT THE INNOCENT.....SO TAKE YOUR ROCKSTAR ASS AND KISS IT.. THANKS FOR YOUR 2 CENTS NOW.... THIS ACTUALLY DOES NOT CONCERN YOU OR A..MAN...DUH!!!!! SO TAKE YOUR STANKY SLUTTY ASS AND GO HANG OUT AT KHARMA!! (LOSER KARMA) NOT THAT HARD OF A WORD. GUESS YOU NEVER WON THE SPELLING BEE IN 1ST GRADE. THANKS FOR TIME AND CONSIDERATION!! HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND A GREAT WEEK. LOVE THE UNDERAGERS!!!!

     
  • At 2:21 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    this is still entertaining me...

     
  • At 3:19 PM, Blogger K- said…

    Obviously, twenty, you're not that "innocent" if you can rant about trivial things as you have been doing. Do you not have your own friends? A job? Schooling? A life at all?

     
  • At 12:24 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    I have a site meter. I only use it to see how many hits I get. I would need some nerd assitence with ISP tracking.

    GTG - "Since" and "sense" made my life! We should save all our nerd books to throw at him ... ;)

     
  • At 1:44 PM, Blogger the good time girl said…

    s/he didn't even spell anything right...there's no such word as "sence". i was complaining to shoo/laughing at stupidity--there's "since", "cents" and "sense"...no "sence"...good try though.

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Blogger TWENTY said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 11:19 AM, Blogger Lou said…

    Not all of us are such morons--and some of us can even get out a whole sentence that isn't grammatically incorrect.

    Hope the idiocy stops.

     

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