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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Uncurling from the fetal position

Did I tell you that I HATE staying in hotels? I think they are filthy. I don't like not having my own things. I especially hate their filthy duvet covers. I've never lived in apartment and am not used ot hearing neighbors. My neighbors will probably be having sex without me and I'll get fired when I get back for ordering porn in my room.

Does anyone want to go on a fun two-day Chicago trip with me (Wed.-Fri.)? You drive. I have stuff all day, but the hotel is in the loop. Gas is paid for, parking is paid and I will bring clean sheets.

At least I get to smoke.

5 Comments:

  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous moondog said…

    i would love to take you up on your offer, but i'm a little too far away at the moment. plus i also hate dirty ass hotels, but the clean ones are very nice. you would have absolutely HATED the hotel i stayed at in LA a couple months ago. dead roaches embedded in the drywall, some crusty ass sock under the phone book in the night stand, and i do believe i found blood stains around the headboard that were never fully washed out....

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Anonymous moondog said…

    oh i forgot to add that they had *free porn* on the tv all day and night. so i guess from that standpoint it wasn't too bad...

     
  • At 10:37 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    LOL....if we still don't have a place to live.... ;)

     
  • At 7:43 AM, Blogger Marilyndrew said…

    moon- Maybe the hourly billing should have been a tip off ;)

    A- I don't think I have space for three people! You and Ed will have to alternate nights :)

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous moondog said…

    actually, i paid a week in advance. *almost* as bad...

     

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