Tying (the cherry stem) knot

Last night I popped a cherry stem in my mouth ... and tied it in a knot!! Yay for me. I'm so excited. It took me a few minutes but now I'm a champ.

I don't have a photo of this momentous event but I found one online.

I always have to steal my kisses from you

My mouth is regular-sized, but my smile is mini.




Happy HNT! (The People Vs. Larry Flint was on TV last night -
I was reminded how much I love it and
how awesome Courtney Love can be-- go rent it!:)

TMI Tuesday

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1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________?

Where should I begin? I hate long toenails, unkempt pubic hair, a lot of hair anywhere, men in a hurry, bad kissers.

2. Do you think being virgins when married would make your marriage more trustworthy and/or special?

No, I think it would be weird and make me even more nervous to commit to someone. Every guy needs a test drive.

3. What is the best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?

I'm not much of a flirt, but when I'm interested in someone I probably show them extra attention and do some ego stroking.

4. How long before you sleep together? (um, that's meant to be funny...)

I think this is a joke question. In real life, if I like a guy and actually would consider dating him, I'd wait a little while.

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a female)? Do you think most people lie when asked?

I think most women sleep with around 10-15 in their lifetime. Less if they get married really early and much more if they spend more time single.

Bonus (as in "optional"): When you climax, the best thing your partner can do to make it even better is ___________?

Just don't quit whatever he is doing at that exact moment!

History repeats itself

I can't believe that we have a president that opposes gay marriage. And even worse, enough Americans agree with him that he can express these opinions openly.

How gross are we? This is 2006, we know better. Did our country learn nothing from oppressing black/Chinese/Japanese/Irish/American Indian (etc.) people??? Discrimination was a mistake in the past and it is a mistake today.

Once again, I'm embarrassed to be an American.