Shit Happens

Friday, July 28, 2006

I may be a ho, but I could pass an ethics exam

True Ethical Slut

Whoa! You scored 33 Sluttiness Points and 11 Ethics Points! Interesting...

Doesn’t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner’s desires. You even use your turn signals. You’re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.

It also said I am 99% both more slutty and ethical than the average for my gender and age.

I make my mother proud.

Does it even surprise you that I'm a day late?

No, not that kind of late.

Happy (belated) HNT to me

Love of my life

This guy doesn't want children, has a big nose and obviously likes to drink. It may be destiny.

even aanimals are better dressed than me

The Project Runway designers were given dogs and had to make up a story for them and matching outfits for their owners. The girl who go kicked off put her puppy in a hoodie.

In general, I don't believe that animals should wear clothing but hoodies may be entirely necessary. (I'm too lazy to search for her dog, but here's cat in a hoodie)

Also, I need some pictures with piles of crap on my own cat. He doesn't have any outfits of his own, so I just be creative. Any suggestions?

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Modest Mouse in the morning

I listen to this C.D. in the morning to put me in a good mood.

Float on video

In case you want someone to dance with (The World at Large)

Blogger won't let me drop in any photos today. :(

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Note to self ...

While tanning, the inside of your shoe is not a good place to put your gum. You probably won't remember you put it there and when you the shoes on the gum may stick your foot to your shoe and get all over your pants.

Monday, July 24, 2006

I trump your 32 and raise you 20

Today I learned that my breasts weigh between 10 and 30 pounds collectively.

And that if I was insane and chose to have breasts this large that they would be closer to the 30-lbs side. (why would someone to that to themselves??)

Although I am irritated that I have to put on weightlifting gloves before I put on my bra every morning, I am happy to subtract the 30 lbs pound from my weight on the scale.

(it's been a slow Monday, I got nothing)