Shit Happens

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Tube advice needed

I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor is my new favorite song (I just found it yesterday). I'm extra-uncool when it comes to music and probably like these guys because they sound like the White Stripes (which I recognize) and are pretty hot, all nerdy and British.


I'm too lazy to find something for HNT. I'm irritated with my job. I'm not getting enough sex. I fucking hate doctors.


HOWEVER, I am getting my tubes tied very soon. I told them to schedule me for a laparoscopic procedure, where they go in through your belly button and burn them up. But there's a newer way my MD recommended called essure, where they go in vaginally, through the cervix, insert coils in the tubes and they scar closed. (they check three months later to make sure it took)

Laparoscopic is slightly less expensive so I chose that, but I really have no preference. Does anyone know anything about this??

Creepy picture, because I can.

Monday, September 18, 2006

I miss being young, skinny (and high)

I went to a friend's going away party over the weekend.

Although it made me feel old and boring, it was nice seeing my H.S. girl friends. I kind of wish I never would have went away to school and instead did things like nanny in Argintina and move to Colorado, just for fun.

I did hear my favorite comment ever,

"You know I think of you everytime I get eaten out."

This is why parents shouldn't let their children hang out with older kids.